She had red ruby lips and long black hair
Tattooed on her forehead were the words ‘I don’t care’
She was leaning on the jukebox chewing bricks
She was looking real mean
So I pulled on my invisibility cloak, you know
The one like Mr Potter wears
When he’s trying to avoid the monsters and things
I thought she hadn’t noticed
Then a smile said you’ve been seen
Well, she drove right in
She put her hands down in places should never have been
It took five days to get the message across
I said “girl………look, don’t touch”
She was slow. She was so slow the lights went out when she entered the room
I got a little terrified and started shakin’, I started shakin’ like a leaf on a tree
Well she pinned me down and started with my coat and then my shirt and then…
You know how it goes
Yeah, it was lookin’ like she’d got the better of me
Then she drove it in
She stuck her tongue in my ear and out the other end
She had pinned me down by my crutch
As I said “listen girl, I said look, don’t touch”
No use, no use, she had the grip of King Kong and the face to match
I was tuggin’, she was huggin’
And it seemed like she could do with me just what she pleased
Well I knew there was no way out, I was done for, it was over and out
I went weak at the knees, “won’t somebody shoot me, please”
And now I’m ever so happily settled down, so I’m told
Though my little ladies attentions seem to have grown a tad cold
But you know as well as I do that a good thing can get too much
So listen up baby, what I say is “look, don’t touch”
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby I said “look, but don’t touch”
I’ll just say this one more time “baby, you can look, look but don’t touch”
(Words and music by Doc. ©HSM)
